there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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