So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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