Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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