It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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