We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I have already put on my inside pants.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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