We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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