Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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