She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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