even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Randomize
