I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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