Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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