Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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