She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
