i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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