dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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