You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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