so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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