So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Randomize
