she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I can't turn off my feet"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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