Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We need a shit load of segways right now
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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