Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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