found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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