I want to make a zoo with you.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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