But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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