you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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