check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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