i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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