In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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