i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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