so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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