its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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