you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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