apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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