I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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