How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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