Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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