Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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