We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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