If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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