we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
he's gonorrhea incarnate
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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