K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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