i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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