Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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