She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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