Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Randomize
