We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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