dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I lost the right to judge tonight
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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