So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
