Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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