Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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