he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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