I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
