yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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